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Wanky Planks - Set One, twenty (20) numbered cards. Collect ’em all! One pound each, or €1.20, or $ 1.50 [cheap)
Or buy all 20 cards* with a wrapper signed by the artist at  10% discount! The weakest imaginable humour at a sensational price! Faux- faux-faux!!!
On quality card, size 16.8 cm x 9 cm

 Series Two coming shortly - the next twenty fi-fa-faux jokey bubble
gum sans gum cardies - assuming we sell enough of the foist series!

Coming soon for wine lovers - Wonky Plonk!!

* Some cards may be deemed unsuitable for under 16s or whatever. No responsibility whatever will be accepted by this site, the artist or anyone concerned.